sobersexting:

being an adult sucks cause when people ask you to hang out you cant be like “my mom said no” you just have to change your name and move away

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and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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fredweasley:

"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you’re look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"

  • stop
  • pointing
  • stuff
  • like
  • this
  • out

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(Source: hey-lolitta)

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jthages:

i cant wait till christmas morning when all my rich friends post all their amazing gifts on instagram 

(Source: typac)

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

  • my mom: what are you gonna bring to christmas dinner
  • me: my negative attitude and sparkling personality

geothebio:

[sleeps for 70 years to avoid adulthood and become captain america]

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snorlaxatives:

livingnautical:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i wish i could use emoji’s in real life

wait apparently those are called emotions

im pretty sure penguin is not an emotion though

i’m pretty sure you’re not trying hard enough